The doctors actually think that they are funny! They amused themselves with the twist on words while they talked about all of the holes in the human body.

When doctors look into the orifices of your body, they are looking for signs and symptoms of disease. They have been trained to know what a healthy hole looks like as well as how to diagnose the pathology in the orifices of the body.

If you are dedicated to eating Whole Foods; then your body’s holes will be healthy and normal more often than not. Whole Foods will be utilized by the human body to maintain the health of the tissue, the fluids, and the function of these orifices.

The doctors only mentioned the use of vinegar, witch hazel, and tomato juice for the pores of your body. When you consume Whole Foods or apply natural products to the exterior of your body, then your orifices will respond favorably.

The physicians talked about the nose and nostrils, the mouth and throat, the ears, the pores, and the orifices of the reproductive and digestive systems.

There were a lot of humorous references and you should listen to the clips from the website, if you enjoy medical humor. I didn’t really think that they told the audience anything new or revealing, just the same old advice that doctors give about the basics of holes.

The only take-away from this episode is that it is often challenging to inspect your own orifices and you need a doctor to examine yours unless you are able to use mirrors, contortions, or other instruments to view your holes. It was uneventful, although the docs tried to make fun with puns about holes.

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