The doctors never fear to tread into your bedrooms to discuss their ideas for enhancing your sexual performance, but they don’t always go beyond the typical physical ideas for intimacy.

Sure…you can get your bikini waxes and your plucking of hairs at the Spa along with electric stimulation using natural products like algae and mud to reduce a few inches of visceral girth, but when you get into bed with your partner – what then?

The doctors didn’t get to the ‘good stuff’…just the preamble to pleasure and satisfaction with your intimate moments. ‘Getting Busy’ in the morning is not my idea of true and lasting Intimacy. The doctors only gave you the mechanics of sex, not the ‘real deal’ of genuine interaction with your partner and your sense of self.

At least the doctors gave you some food ideas as appetizers that enhance the physiological orgasm. You can read more about these on the DoctorsTV website here:

TheDoctorsTV Hors D’oeurves for Better Orgasms

Dr. Drew screams out when he thinks about the orgasms from eating hummus, but the recipe for Hallelujah Hummus is lacking and you won’t get your gun barrel loaded unless you make this dish the right way. You really do deserve more than two ingredients to find out how amazing hummus truly is! In addition to the chickpeas and olive oil, you simply must add garlic cloves, parsley, tahini, and lemon juice.

If you want to get even better flavor with your garbanzo beans in bed, then add some roasted red peppers, basil, and cayenne to your hummus. Of, course, I usually add some chopped cilantro and sea salt. If you want a little extra, then include some freshly ground black pepper and a little chipotle. I typically go heavier with the garlic and tahini for my own personal nutrient-rich tastes and I like to use toasted sesame oil.

I found a great website that recommends a black bean hummus garnished with tomatoes and avocado. You can substitute organic black beans for the chickpeas which are also known as garbanzo beans. If you care about your health, you’ll boil your own black beans or garbanzos, but if you must buy them in a can, be sure that they are organic. The BPA-free can of beans is offered by Eden Organics.

As far as the Arugula and Strawberry Salad with honey goes, you might as well lick the honey from the fingers of your beloved. The salad sounds delicious, but it takes more than one serving of greens and berries to bring you bedroom bliss. The zinc that you would get from oysters, the hormone-enhancing properties of cacao, and the bubbles from a bottle of champagne might do more for your sexual pleasure than the bitter greens. Dip the strawberries in chocolate and brew some green tea with honey to set the mood for a lovely evening or a refreshing morning with your partner!

Feeding your partner and talking about making love will actually do more for your sexual prowess than food alone. Touching your partner while looking deeply into those beautiful eyes will do more than food alone. You don’t need batteries, sex toys, or drive-thru games to enjoy the fulfillment of true intimacy…

Speaking of Drive-Thru! That Pleasures! business model is clever. Turning a bank with drive-thru lanes into a secret sex shop for discreet entanglements in the car gives a restrictive state environment a new lease on life in the fast lane. I had a good laugh. One time, we had given a little thought to using an abandoned bank in our town for a drive-thru restaurant. We were going to call it “Chicken in a Tube”. We could whisk a healthy meal from a wok through the vacuum tube to the car driving through very quickly, instead of money and paper being transferred in those lanes.

I also had to laugh at Dr. Lisa’s comment after trying out THE GRID. She said that she would be too tired to have sex after that workout! Only Dr. Travis and the Trainer could really do the full rolling regimen. So my advice to you ladies…is to go for the Trainer and Travis! If they have the ability to use THE GRID, then their moves in bed might be skilled enough to bring you that coveted orgasm.

Lastly, the tips for better hair were useful and the fact that natural ingredients were used actually impressed me. Healthy hair is not only for being sexy, but it makes you feel better about your own self-worth and your natural beauty. That’ more provocative for your partner than you might imagine… All in all, the doctors need to explore Tantra and read the Kama Sutra, then get a few lessons with Mantak Chia who uses the Taoist system for enhancing one’s sexual pleasure and performance. The doctors know nothing of the “Dance of the Testes” and other Taoist practices that have been pleasuring men and women for centuries. Expand your horizons and learn how intimate meaningful relationships bring you lasting fulfillment over the course of many Lifetimes…

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