TheDoctorsTV and the Healing Power of Laughter: Sex, Fruit, and the Health Tips that Tickle You
The funny physicians on TheDoctorsTV show were poking fun at Dr. Ruth and her silly antics from previous episodes. They never miss an opportunity to make sexual jokes, laugh about the wild sounds that a body makes, or tickle their funny bones when they take a moment to smile while referencing the weird things that people do to their bodies.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t always find the doctors funny. Vagina jewelry! It’s pretty to look at…? Really? Are physicians trying to make lovemaking into a fashion show or did they just need a break from the seriousness of disease topics? Perhaps both…
We even get guest comedians who share their comments about previous episodes from last year. At least people are watching the show! Some watch and then head over to the website when there are Smoothies for Sexual Health and performance pleasure. Dr. Travis said that two food recommendations for better sex crashed their websites, because so many people wanted to get the sweet details – hoping that their sexual lives might be more exciting. What fruits might those have been you ask?
The sex health fruits that Dr. Travis was referring to were the ingredients in the Orgasm Smoothie: the curved erect BANANA was the primary fruit featured in the beverage for better sex. Then Dr. Travis did his orgasmic dance while tingling with delight tasting the Sex Pistol Ice Cream made with ingredients that are identified as having the capability to enhance blood flow which presumably allows the erect banana to maintain its hardness and shape longer.
Recipes from TheDoctorsTV for the Orgasm Smoothie
Sex Pistol Ice Cream from TheDoctorsTV was said to contain the active ingredients of Gingko Biloba, absinthe, and other ingredients like an amino acid known to improve circulation and blood flow. It’s not so much that it’s ice cream as it is the substances in the concoction itself. If you want to improve your blood flow to your sexual organs; then improve your circulation in general with vitamins, minerals, and herbs in ice cream. While it appears that there is no safe absinthe commercially available, you can use herbs to mimic absinthe. Many artisan ice cream makers use ginger root and other herbs and spices for taste and effect. Experiment with healthy ice creams…
In case you can’t get to the DoctorsTV website due to massive volume and traffic jamming the pipeline to get the details about how these fruits, spices, and natural sweeteners will drive you to orgasmic bliss; then here is the basic recipe:
1 banana
1 cup blueberries
1 cup rice milk or almond milk
1 cup ice chips
1 cup peaches
1 tablespoon flaxseed
honey
ginger root
nutmeg
You can adapt it to add more fruit like a full cup of peaches. You might exchange flaxseed meal for chia seed meal. Instead of using ice to cool the smoothie, just use frozen fruit and an extra banana. In order for the ginger root and nutmeg to be biochemically active, it needs to be fresh ground from the nutmeg and real ginger root juice or macerated root.
Sex AND laughter will help you burn calories and is now being touted by Dr. Drew as the newest way to improve your weight loss activity in the bedroom…or the kitchen…or the gym. Where are we? Oh, yes, we are on a medical television show that reminds me more of a relationship counseling office…on a set with cameras and a big budget to make medical issues fun and interesting. Sex sells…but sex with doctors seems to sell better!
Dr. Oz loves his blueberries and ginger root, too. Of, course, these foods improve your circulation and your health in general, but with any reference to sexual performance, the foods, spices, and herbs in ice cream or smoothies can boost your energy where ever you decide to direct it! Gingko Biloba is now being exploited by the medical community for ratings… What has this world come to?
Yes, as this episode continues; there’s plenty to laugh about. From naked vacations to breast milk cheese…the doctors are beginning this season with the best from last season that made them keep coming into the studio for more fun and laughs. Dr. Drew still kept it within the medical limits by reminding people to wear sunscreen when they were enjoying their vacations in the nude.
At the end of the day or at the end of the hour, you can conclude that laughter is the best medicine. If we can laugh at ourselves, if we can laugh with one another, or if we can find moments in the course of our daily lives with some time for laughter and merriment and the ‘lightness of Being’; then we can enjoy a healthy Lifestyle with less stress and more smiles. Smile at someone today and see what kind of a difference it makes in your day!
